Now I'm not for one minute suggesting that these japes from the former Newcastle and Colombia striker are in any way cocaine-related, but, if you were on a bender and ended up pulling this sort of shit then you'd have to be delighted.
Top work, Tino.
Enseñándole a mi caballo Firulai a jugad futbol. pic.twitter.com/OBN1trmzm0
— Faustino Asprilla (@TinoasprillaH) February 18, 2016