Guy shags dead girlfriend in the hope that it would wake her up
If you're unfortunate enough to lose you girlfriend to a heroin overdose, you should probably just call the coroner and not stick your dick in the corpse.
Aaron Graser was pretty shocked when he found his girlfriend dead on the bed in Willimantic, Connecticut. Graser told police that he heard a gurgling sound so thought that she was still alive, and thought that if he tied her arms and legs to the bed posts and had sex with her then she would wake up. Erm....no dude.
Graser also told police that if anything would wake her up, it would be sex because apparently she hated having sex with him. This is getting more romantic by the second. Graser has since been jailed after pleading guilty to the offence of fourth-degree sexual assault of a corpse. Lets hope he can stay away from those stiffs in future!
