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12 biggest mood killers of all time

Have you have been doing the deed and for some reason, had to stop halfway through? It could be your mum calling on phone, or maybe terrible leg cramp kicks in mid bone, completely killing the mood. Whatever happens, it's never good to say to your partner "I just have to hop off now" before they've had a chance to finish. These people on Reddit share their worst reasons for stopping sex halfway through and some are just unbelievable.

We were both really drunk. She went to switch positions and fell off the bed. Right onto a rather expensive RC plane I had built about a week prior. Absolutely destroyed it. The following hour was spent picking balsa and basswood slivers out of her ass.

We were having sex in the back of my truck in the middle of nowhere an a pack of coyotes completely surrounding us started howling. Scared the shit out of us.

I fainted. We were going at it and it felt amazing. Suddenly I tunnel visioned, yelled something incomprehensible, and passed out. We like to refer to it as the time he fucked me to unconsciousness.

Quote:He jabbed the side of my vagina with his finger - it started bleeding and hurt like a bitch.

Quote:I was tickling my partners scrotum one day, he went to slap my hand away, punched himself right in the nuts. Rolled off the bed and threw up a little. I probably should have felt bad for laughing.

Quote:He was fucking my breasts and I made the mistake of looking down.

With each thrust, the hole at the tip of his penis would open and close like a little mouth singing a jovial, albeit silent tune.
Where I was, it was an unexpected cartoon on mute. From his perspective, I looked at his cock and laughed.

She was in the cowgirl position and our thighs started making farting sounds. She couldn't stop laughing

She farted on my balls which made her laugh so hard that she peed on me.

I had recently torn some muscles in my shoulder playing ice hockey. I was on top holding myself up and my shoulder gave out. I landed right on her face with all my weight. Night ended with a trip to the ER, a broken nose, and two black eyes.

My head hanging off the side of the bed, him face-fucking me. In this position, you get a very nice view of the man's buttocks. Except he had a piece of dingleberry (a tiny bit of shitty bog roll stuck to his ass). I immediately left.

Pushed her head off my dick mid-blow job because her iPod (which I bought for her) dinged and it was a message from her ex saying 'thanks for the head', smashed the iPod on the floor, threw up, drove home, showered for a long time. Never went back. She was promptly blocked on every social media, my friend recently informed me she's having a kid with said ex.

Pretty good reasons to stop I'd say!

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