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Cinema usher finds bizarre sex toy after 'Fifty Shades' screening

You've gotta be a proper basic bitch to get your rocks off by watching Fifty Shades of Grey. Although I've never seen the movie, from what I hear it's about as tame as it gets; a spot of light spanking, a mouth gag, leather knickers. Oooh kinky! I guess if your Saturday night is spent with your partner in the missionary position with the lights out then it'll definitely be your sort of film.

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I feel the same way about the follow up movie Fifty Shades Darker, which aired yesterday on Valentines Day. I can only imagine the amount of begrudging husbands and boyfriends that were dragged along to this pile of plop.

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However one couple in particular seemed to enjoy the movie a bit too much as they left an unusual item behind. As the usher was cleaning up after the movie, it wasn't only popcorn and empty nacho tray that he found. The unlucky usher actually found a whopping great cucumber! Fuck knows why the couple didn't just sneak in a dildo if they were that determined to get filthy at the movies. A cucumber is cold with sharp bits at the end, certainly not my idea of a good time. I also don't know what the hell the usher was thinking by holding that shit without gloves?! I wonder if he gave it a little sniff?

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