Introducing Chin Monkey - Fluffy, but definitely not adorable
First, an apology. The little bastard forced us to tease his unveiling as though some hot new girl was about to start on Rampant. This is most definitely not the case, and with the best will in the world it's unlikely that you'll be getting any sexual gratification from the foul-mouthed ramblings of what is essentially a foul mouth.
Instead, you'll be treated to weekly character assassinations of Rampant users that say shit he doesn't agree with, alongside brutal take-downs of nonsense from the wider world. We've already discovered that he doesn't care much for the Kardashians, particularly Kim.
As the man/chin/monkey (?) says himself: "Will it be informative? No. Will it be interesting? No. Will it be funny? Probably not, but you have to remember I am just a fucking chin."
Roll VT!
