Tyson Fury with the shortest-lived retirement of all time!

The boxing world was stunned this afternoon when the heavyweight champion took to Twitter and appeared to announce his retirement from the sport.

Bit rude, but to the point. Excuse us, Tyson, whilst we digest this information and find an appropriate dick to suck...

Oh no, wait.

It. Was. Just. Banter.

"Just shows you what the Medea are like" though? Mate, you definitely said you were retiring!

Remember that twat at school who'd say something perfectly plausible, then backtrack, but act like it was the wind-up of the century and you were somehow the prick for believing it?

He's now Tyson Fury.