Gazza reveals what really went on that night with Raoul Moat
This is pretty fucking wacky, even by Gazza's standards.
Don't want to spoil the surprise though, so let's get straight to these quotes from a recent interview with The Sun:
"You've got to realise I'm half cut anyway, sitting in the living room, I've got about six lines [of cocaine] lined up. I'm not realising much but a good line and me and Raoul Moat are sort of friends. A couple more lines and we are good buddies. A few whiskies, another few lines, I've had about eight lines and we went to school together. He was in Rothbury, that's where I used to go fishing so I know the area quite well.
"I'm on my 11th line so if he's in the woods he's going to be cold, I'll get my Barbour out. Another line and I have a couple of fishing rods and a chicken. He's going to need a drink. I've had 14 lines now and he's my brother. 'I've got my fishing rods, I've got Barbour jacket, I've got my four cans, I've got my chicken. My chicken is important because he must be starving."
At this point he calls a cab...
"I've got a chicken on my back, powder all over my face. 'He says "Gazza where are you going?" I said" fishing, where do you think?" He said "OK then, where?" I said "just drive". 'I'm excited now right, we are going fishing. Oh, I've forgot the tent, but never mind. 'We drove past Newcastle, the airport and everything and see signs for Rothbury. 'He went Oh f*** me Gazza, are you going where I think you're going?
"I went yeah! You should have seen him, he was shaking. 'I said just drop me off and wait for me, I won't be long, I can help him. I've been to rehab so many times I'm a connoisseur. This copper comes over he said where are you going, Gazza? I said I can help him, I've been to therapy. 'He said just go home. I was devastated because my chicken was getting cold. So anyway I make it back home, I fall asleep with a bottle of whisky. 'You know in the morning when you panic the first thing you do is look at your mobile. 'I've got 250 missed calls, I was like — what have I done? I've got a chicken by my side, fishing rods, a Barbour, I'm like f*** me I must have done something. I turn on Sky News — Paul Gascoigne was there last night."
Bloody hell.
Good to see he's on the mend now though, eh?
