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Lana Rhoades reckons we’re all living in a simulation

Legendary former pornstar and Pornhub fave, Lana Rhoades has just revealed that she reckons we’re all living in the ‘Matrix’ and apparently it’s got a lot to do with the zodiac.

Here’s Lana’s theory:

If astrology is real, I think it’s proof that we’re living in a simulation. I personally find astrology and zodiacs to be extremely accurate, solely based off my own experience. A lot of people will agree, if you’re a Virgo you have Virgo personality traits. If you’re a Libra you have Libra personality traits.

If you don’t believe in astrology then just ignore this, but people who do, this might make sense to you. It kind of seems like the designer or creator of this simulation got a little bit lazy and didn’t want to have to design an individual personality for each person. So they came up with the coding or the system, if you’re born in this month or this month you get this personality.I

don’t know, it seems a little suss to me.

I mean she does kind of have a point I guess and she’s very articulate but I don’t know how much I believe in star signs in relation to our personality traits. Lana carries on her point during the podcast ‘3 Girls 1 Kitchen’ where she continued:

You’re telling someone who literally went to a psychic that told them that they were pregnant and then they went home and they were pregnant. She said that me or someone very close to me was about to be pregnant and that it would bring a lot of joy into my life. What is the coincidence?

Also it wasn’t even just that; I had told you guys prior that my TikTok tarot card readings were saying I was pregnant as well all month when I was like ‘there’s just no way’.

Kinda lost me with that one, Lana, but congratulations on the pregnancy, Lana.

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