Study reveals men with small dicks make more money
According to data collected by OnBuy.com, your salary can be determined by your cock size and it’s great news all round for those who have tidy todgers.
The study asked 1000 men to answer questions about work, salary, and penis size, to see if there is any link between cock size and salary. They discovered that dudes with a 3inch penis earned a pretty decent £58,000 per year. Whilst guys with a 7inch or 8inch knob were only bringing in £27,000 and £38,000. Well well well, looks like the big swinging dicks aren’t lucky in all departments are they?!
I wonder if guys with big shlongs grew up thinking they could sit on their laurels because of their whopping wangs and didn’t feel the need to try as hard as those with smaller dicks?! I mean I dunno, I’m just spitballing here. Either way, it’s a huge win for anyone with a micro penis, that’s all I’m saying.
