Korean football club fills empty stadium with sex dolls!
A South Korean football club has had to apologise after filling the stadium with a bunch of rubber sex dolls. With the coronavirus pandemic affecting attendance of all sporting events, the organisers of the stadium thought it would be fun to add in a few of their own spectators during the ‘ Seoul V Gwangju’ game that took place on 17th May. However, viewers at home weren’t too impressed when they spotted the sex dolls in the stands, even if they were wearing masks and being socially distant. Jeez, there’s just no pleasing some people.
The dolls were provided by a company called Dalcom who offered to help fill the stadium with a few of its premium dolls. The club clearly thought this was a great idea but the fact that the dolls were holding up signs advertising X-rated websites was probably a bit much for a footy game, especially seeing as porn is banned in South Korea.
Apparently though, the signs were never supposed to be shown during the live match and were only meant to be used for promo pictures by the sex toy company before the game started. Clearly some doofus forgot to remove the signs before the game went live.
FC Seoul official Lee Ji-hoon is now holding his hands up and has taken responsibility for not doing a background check into Dalcom’s association with the sex industry. Erm, they’re sex dolls mate, what other industry do you think they’re from?! Here’s the statement FC Seoul club wrote on their Instagram page:
We would like to apologise to the fans. We are deeply sorry. We would like to clarify that while these mannequins have been made to look and feel like real humans, they are not for sexual use – as confirmed by the manufacturer. We had them supplied by a company named Dalcom, which claimed they are clothing mannequins. We double, triple checked that they are not for sexual use.
Our intention was to do something lighthearted in these difficult times. We will think hard about what we need to do to ensure that something like this never happens again.
Not for sexual use! Yeah, because dudes are really going a fork out a few thousand on a mannequin just to drape their clothes over. Get the fuck outta here!
