Lets just all self-isolate and masturbate!!!
As more and more people are choosing to self-isolate and remain quarantined at home due to the Coronavirus, it’s becoming clearer just how fucking bored we’re all about to be. With all this idle time on our hands what the hell are we going to do? Play chess? Start a 10,000 piece puzzle? Nah, fuck that! We’re going to wank ourselves silly!
Studies show that masturbation is the best way to stave off illness and give your immune system a much-needed boost in the process. It’s a win win! Also, when you play with your todger, your brain releases endorphins that will make you feel slightly less shit about being stuck indoors for the next few weeks. I reckon we all just need to act like it’s Christmas over the next few weeks. Eat snacks, crack a beer at 9am, have your tissues at the ready (if you managed to get any in the panic buying bog roll saga) and have a wank! If we’re going to be stuck indoors we may as well make it as fun as possible!
We also know for fact that it ain’t just you guys feeling extra horny during this time. After speaking to a few of the Rampant TV babes, we found out that their sex drive is through the roof since the government advised people to stay indoors. So let’s help each other out during this time! The babes are waiting to have their tits fondled, pussies played-with and Vibratoy buzzed! Go to https://www.rampant.tv/channels to see the vast array of babes just waiting to get filthy with you!
