Wellness fanatics are now sunning their buttholes in a bid to acquire more energy
I’m all for wellness, mindfulness and being in touch with our bodies, but sometimes shit just goes too far, like this new movement involving sunning your actual asshole!
A girl called Meagan has taken to Instagram claiming that she’s been absorbing sunlight every day for 30 seconds and that it’s been giving her more energy and creativity. Here’s what she posted:
What a load of bollocks! It’s cool that she’s got more energy and all that but I highly doubt it’s all down to her spreading her butthole to the sun. people took to Twitter where there was a mixer reaction, but most people thought it was pretty ludicrous. However, I do like the person who coined the term ‘butt chugging’
I think that Meagan probably feels more energised because of all the vitamin D she got from being out in the sun, not from soaking up the rays through her anus.
