Dude cheesed off after finding only one wotsit in his bag of crisps
WTF is going on in the world where a man can’t even open a bag of Wotsits without being totally shafted. One dude who was looking forward to his mid-afternoon snack got the shock of his life last week when he opened up his bag of crisps to discover one solitary Wotsit. WHAT THE FUCK?!?
Andy Stubbs couldn’t wait to get his fingers coated in orange cheese dust but after discovering there was only one pesky Wotsit in the bag, there was a fat chance of that happening. Andy hadn’t originally intended to go to the papers with his riveting story, but after reading about the dude who only found one baked bean in a tin he thought he’d cash in. Here’s what Andy had to say:
It’s not often you get a one-wotsit bag of wotsits, is it? I’d bought a multipack for the family a couple of months back, and I’d gone to get a bag of Wotsits because – why not?
Lo and behold – when I held the bag, I could feel it was full of air. I shook it around, and realised there might only have been one wotsit inside.
So I showed it to Jane and the boys, and we all cried our eyes out. Harry really wanted to open the bag, mostly because he wanted to eat it. But I said that it would be funnier to keep it as a memento.
When Jane saw in the news about the guy who only had a one-bean tin of baked beans, she encouraged me to open it up and see.When I opened it, there was something slightly anti-climactic about it. We’d known for a while there was probably just one wotsit.
But it didn’t stop the whole thing from being funny.It felt quite stale. I wouldn’t let my son eat that.
Wow. Great story there dude. I just picture them all standing around a bag of crisps, cracking up to themselves. Think they might need to get out more.
