Producers say Daniel Craig is being a proper cunt on the set of Bond 25!
After filming the previous Bond movies, Daniel Craig vowed to never step foot on a bond set again. In fact he said he’d rather “slash his wrists” than return as 007 after 2015’s ‘Spectre’. However, Daniel has had to eat his words as he will soon be returning to play Bond in the final film.
Many crew members have stated previously that Daniel is a bit of a twat to work with on set but apparently he’s even worse now. Here’s what a crew member had to say about it:
Everyone on the production side detests working with Daniel, he’s so difficult and makes things impossible. But Bond producer Barbara Broccoli thinks he walks on water, and only her opinion matters.
BTW, isn’t Barbara Broccoli the best name ever?! She sounds like a Bond Villain herself. Apparently Daniel is insisting on his own chef, doctor and personal trainer who are only allowed to work for him and none of the other peasants. He also insists on approving all the Bond girls and villains and goes batshit if someone interrupts his ‘creative process’.
He’s also prone to tantrums and gets proper aggressive when telling the production team what they should be doing. It was also reported that Danny Boyle quit as director after Daniel didn’t agree with a certain Bond villain. Damn, he’s pretty arrogant for a shit actor who looks like a smarmy middle-aged stripagram. Although to be fair to him, it must be pretty frustrating to work on a production that is kind of disorganised. The same crew member had this to say:
They don’t have a script, there’s no title, it is nearly five years since the last Bond. It starts with a retired Bond living in wedded bliss, but the rest of the script is still being worked over. They rolled out the cast this week at Ian Fleming’s villa in Jamaica because if they wait much longer Daniel Craig, who is 51, will be too old, and then he really won’t do the film.
Apparently they did come up with the working title ‘shatterhand’ but had to ditch it after it was leaked and completely slated by fans. It does sound like someone’s just taken a steaming dump in their own hand so I’m glad they decided against that one. I think the moral of the story here is: Don’t hire Daniel Craig because he’s a cunt!
