Gambia dubbed 'GRANbia' after grannies flock there to have sex with younger men
When you think of grannies you’re probably picturing a bunch of grey-haired ladies sitting around knitting and drinking cups of tea, right? Well yeah, that is the ‘typical’ gran after all. But there’s a new breed of granny who shuns the local crochet club in favour of a trip to The Gambia and getting a faceful of hot young juicy cock.
Apparently The Gambia has become a sex paradise for retired Brits as horny grans flock there for a good time with fit young locals. Known as The GRANbia, the place has seen an influx of elderly white European women who are seen strolling hand in hand with young Gambian men. One woman said that the country is a “real-life Tinder dream for geriatrics”.
One woman who loves a trip to Gambia is 80-year-old Barbara who has no qualms about playing away from home. She says:
What happens in Gambia, stays in Gambia. There’s so much candy in here it’s hard to control yourself . . . even at my age.
We’ve all heard the horror stories about unemployed dudes who target Western women for money but many of the elderly tourists say that as long as you’re careful, you’ll be fine.
63-year-old Jackie Simpson reveals how she’s had 15 Gambian boyfriends in seven years but hasn’t given them a penny. She says:
You’ve got to be careful. They’re good looking but you can’t trust them. They believe ‘old is gold’. To me it’s just a bit of fun, I don’t see them as real relationships. I come out twice a year with my girlfriends. English guys are a bit vulgar, but the Gambian men I’ve met have been romantic.
Ultimately though, all the guys want is a meal ticket and they use their charm to talk these old woman into the sack. Last year, Gambian lawyer Lamin Ceesay, was contacted by hundreds of older British woman seeking advice after their relationships went tits-up and they were left in financial ruin. He says:
The bumsters are everywhere and are causing a lot of disruption to our tourism industry. Their goal from these relationships is to get to England.If they find out that is not possible then their next goal is to try to get something out of her, like a car, a house or a monthly allowance.
But in the woman’s absence they will go back to the beach every day and look for somebody new who can get them to the UK. This is why we have so many divorces, because once a boy finds somebody who can get them a visa they will seek a divorce.
So ladies, if you want some fresh young dong, feel free to get your legs open but keep your wallet tightly closed. I think that’s your best bet for a good time I’m Gambia. Although the dudes seem to be earning their money. I wouldn’t fancy a mouthful of dusty grey muff.
