There's a Motley Crue biopic coming to Netflix!
It's 2019 and whilst you might still be taking all the Class As, you'd do well to keep quiet about it. The only drugs we want to hear about are the past tense ones that you're no longer on. How you came out the other side and yes, it has been quite the journey.
Naked groupies? Nope! Throwing big heavy shit out of hotel windows? Nope! Also lads, tone the outfits down a bit, yeah? Sort of weird.
And if, in 2019, you were looking to cast a reboot of the Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson sex tape, where would you even begin? Let's make it a bit easier, they don't necessarily have to be a married couple. Still nothing? These people don't exist any more.
Not coming out in favour of either side of our glorious culture war here; just saying that The Dirt, based on the 2001 book of the same name, is pretty much a historical artefact at this point and y'all better revere it as such.
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