Woman threatens to stab a guy after he complained about her loud fart!
A woman who dropped a loud fart in shop has been jailed after threatening to gut a man who complained about it. Talk about an overreaction.
37-year-old Shanetta Yvette Wilson squeezed out a proper loud guff while queuing for the checkout at the Dollar General corner shop in Florida. This prompted a customer called John Walker to complain to Shanetta, but she was having none of it, and she pulled out a knife and threatened to gut poor old John.
Obviously you can’t go around threatening to stab people over a fart and Shanetta was arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without the intent to kill. She was taken to the Paul Rein Detention Facility in Pompano Beach where her bail was set at $2,500. How about we all just save our farts for outdoor spaces or if you insist on doing them in shops, spread your ass cheeks a little so it doesn’t make a noise. Then you can look around in disgust and act like it was the person behind you!
