Jennifer Lopez, half naked
Half naked. Tricksy turn of phrase, isn't it? You can never be quite sure what it is you're getting.
Topless, bottomless - fine - we're all going home happy. A bikini will generally do the trick too. Lingerie? Sorry to be pedantic here guys, but that's half dressed. As are are a multitude of combinations involving jeans, tees, knitwear and the like. Don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining, Becky.
And as if things weren't already confusing enough, along comes J-Lo to turn the game on it's head. What do we even call this new take on partial nudity? Rightless?
And what happens if leftless becomes a thing as well? Will we have to pick a side? Could get messy.
Here's a couple more pics from the shoot.
She's 49 (saved you a Google). Looking well for it, right?
