Dude gets tasered after refusing to stop shagging a car exhaust!
American police don't need much of an excuse to crack out the taser gun - those maniacs are happy to shock just about anyone, usually without any need whatsoever. However, sometimes it's totally necessary, like if some dude is resisting arrest or if someone refuses to stop shagging a car exhaust in a public place.
24 year old Ryan Scott Malek from Kansas was four times over the legal alcohol limit over the weekend but he didn't go out and pick a fight with a stranger like most drunk assholes. He decided to dip his wick into a car exhaust instead and start banging it like it was a sexy lady. When the police stumbled upon this bizarre sight they ordered him to stop, but clearly he hadn't finished so they tasered him. However, he was so off his face, he didn't even notice he'd been tasered or that he had been fucking a car.
After the police had tasered him, they took him to a local hospital where he was given the chance to sober up. After that he was taken to court and put on probation for a year. I think the fact the fact that his mates will rip him for all eternity is punishment enough!
