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Guys everywhere rejoice as heatwave gives them 'summer penises'

If you've been feeling like your dick is bigger during this heatwave, it's not all in your mind - it really is bigger, according to science!

Apparently, during the summer months, dudes have better better and larger cocks. If that's what summer does to us then it's safe to assume that winter does the exact opposite. There's a reason people don't honeymoon in the North Pole.

Here's what Dr Dudley Danoff, author of 'The Ultimate Guide to Male Sexual Health' had to say on the matter:

The non-erect penis is so variable in size from day to night, that it's probably more of an optical illusion than real if we're talking about flaccid. But there is an anatomical and physiological explanation for the summer months, and warmer weather versus, say, the Klondike.

The warmer the ambient environment, the more the blood vessels dilate, and the warmth allowing vasodilation increases blood flow. So if we think of the penis as these two sausage casings that fill with blood, and the one channel that carries the urine, then the sausage casing will swell and expand to its genetic limit depending on the volume of blood.

The increased blood flow will increase, and the corpora (the erectile tissue) will be expanded, and the penis will be 'larger.' But I don't think it holds true in the flaccid state. There would be no explanation for that.

So there you go guys, you may have to deal with a sweaty ass and ballsack but at least you've got a massive cock!

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