Lad gets tattoo of naked girlfriend on his back & then she dumps him!
You know what lads holidays are like - boozing, vomiting, pulling birds and drunken regrettable tattoos. One dude who recently went to Ibiza decided to do what many plebs do whilst on holiday and get a tattoo while stumbling home from the club. As you do.
Malakye Brooks was living it up in Beefa with the boys when he decided to do something special for his girlfriend, who was also partying on the island with mates.
He met up with her and explained that he wanted to get a tattoo but wasn't sure what to get, to which she replied "Me with my tits out". Proper classy bird! Malakye being the lad he is thought it would be propers bants and just went for it. Malakye said:
The holiday was going to be messy from start to finish with what my mates are like. It was a typical holiday, and my girlfriend was out there with her mates.
We met up one night and decided to get a tattoo. I didn't know what I wanted as it was one of those spur of the moment things. So, we got a picture with her face and handed it to the tattoo artist. She paid €500 for the tattoo, too. I sat there for four hours getting butchered!
After the tattoo, I went out and was having a few drinks in a bar with my t-shirt off. I had barmen and locals coming up and squeezing the boobs on the tattoo.
I can't believe they paid 500 Euros for that monstrosity! Alas, Malakye's bird wasn't in it for the long haul and she dumped his ass not long after returning to the UK, leaving him with a constant reminder of her and her dodgy titties. Maybe the girls in his local Whetherspoon's will find it endearing!
