Woman found with 1kg of cannabis up her muff

A woman had to be taken to hospital after trying to smuggle 1kg of cannabis up her muff and inside her stomach. The woman showed up at Ruben Lenero Hospital in Mexico City complaining of stomach pains and told doctors she was pregnant. Obviously there was no baby to be found and doctors discovered that the woman's abdomen and vaginal cavity were packed with cannabis. Damn.

The drug parcels tore open inside her after some pleb decided to wrap them up in masking tape. MASKING TAPE?!? I don't even need scissors to cut masking tape FFS. What sort of incompetent shit is this?! Apparently the plants even had clumps of soil attached.

They should have used Aldi freezer bags. They always keeps my chicken stock sealed nice and tight.