Middle class people are now wrapping MDMA in brie in bizarre new dinner party craze
If you thought posh dinner parties would be boring as fuck - you'd be wrong! Because a 50-year-old businesswoman has just come out saying she likes to serve a little something extra with the cheese course during her swanky dinner parties.
The unnamed woman says she likes to hold regular MDMA-fuelled dinner parties at her London apartment, but she waits until everyone has finished dinner though - you can't have the entire room munching their faces off while reaching for the dauphinois. It is a sophisticated adult dinner party after all. As the cheese is brought out, the guests wrap their mandy in some cigarette paper and stuff it in some brie - then it's down the hatch and a a quick natter while waitng for the fun to begin. The host of the party told reporters:
I have a strong circle of female friends and we had tried all the latest fads, food fashions and destination dinner parties but something was missing. We did not seem to have as much of a laugh as when we were younger, there always seemed to be barriers up between us.
So, one of our group suggested we all take MDMA together so we could open up to each other and improve our friendships.Our friend had been given a gram of MDMA by her daughter and we had no idea how to take it, as, though some of us had taken coke before we had not taken MDMA.
I phoned my son who told us not to sniff it but to swallow it, so we wrapped some of the powder in a cigarette paper and put it in Brie and all took some each.
Nothing much happened for forty minutes then then the colours in the rug seemed to be a more vivid and before I know it was in an in-depth conversation about my fantasy sex life with an old friend.It was such an intense experience. I am sure most of us at that party have done it with other friends so now wrapping MDMA in Brie seems to be a thing now.
A year later and I have been invited to ‘brieing parties’ and people seem to think it was all grand design but I assure you it was not. It is such a middle class way to take drugs, that is probably why it has taken off.
Sounds like a bloody good night. How do I score an invite?!
