Dude lops off his cock after watching hardcore porn
We all love watching a bit of hardcore porn on our phone every now and then. But this Thai dude might like it a bit too much. I don't know what the fuck he was watching - probably some BDSM shit, but during a recent wank sesh, he decided to hack off the skin on his knob with a knife. I don't know what the fuck he was trying to achieve but obviously it wasn't his brightest idea, as the cuts started pissing blood and he had to call an ambulance. Look away now if you're squeamish!
One of the paramedics who was at the scene said the dude was pretty out of it and just kept muttering. He said:
The man was unwilling to co-operate fully. He said, ‘I was watching porn, I was watching porn.’ He blamed the videos for making him get too excited. He would not say anything more or tell us more details. We provided medical assistance and transferred him to hospital.
He got too excited?! Surely the only way to deal with that is to knock one out and go about your day. Not hack into your Johnson like a depraped serial killer. Mental fuckers out there!
