Dude arrested after getting noshed off by 'horny' stranger on the train
An Aussie dude is in deep shit with his girlfriend after being caught getting noshed off by a total random he met on a train platform. Classy!
Shane Brennan was just going about his business while waiting for a train from Port Kembla to Wollongong when a woman approached him. She told him she was horny but he ignored her thinking she was crazy and jumped on the train carriage, which happened to be empty. The woman joins him in the empty carriage and apparently starts frigging herself off right in front of him and as Shane clearly has zero will power he claimed 'one thing led to another' and he allowed to woman to gobble him off.
Er, how do you go from thinking a woman is total batshit to letting her nosh you off? I know guys love blowjobs but any woman who gets her fanny out in public clearly isn't of sound mind.
Once everything was done and dusted, Shane starts pouring Coca-Cola on his privates to get it clean (I guess it works with toilets) and then got off the train. According to the train company, there was a 'large and disgusting' liquid mess on the floor. So the bitch wanted to suck a random dudes cock in a public place but swallowing was beneath her?!
CCTV cameras on the train captured the whole thing and authorities eventually caught up with him and arrested him. When officers handcuffed him on the platform, he told them:
I got a blowjob on the train and I was rinsing my cock off.
What a fine gentleman! Shane was later charged with wilful and obscene exposure and offensive behaviour in a public place. The worst part about the whole thing was when he had to tell his girlfriend and mother of his three kids what he'd done. He said:
I'm in strife. She's not happy! I didn't know they had cameras all throughout the train. She was the one masturbating. If she didn't offer me nothing I wouldn't have fucking done it. I can't help myself.
Yeah, you're completely innocent in all of this!
