Showgirls gets an Honest Trailer: that movie you used to mute as a kid!
Showgirls has got to be one of my all-time favourite movies. Never before have I seen a film with so many ridiculous yet quotable lines; one of of favourites being "you're the only one who gets my tits poppin right." As a girl I'm sure my love for this film is different than a guys love for it, who probably grew up wanking to Elizabeth Berkley gyrating on Kyle MacLachlan crotch. But who cares, we all love Showgirls!
Regarded as one of the worst movies ever made, Showgirls is one of those movies that helped a lot of teen boys get their rocks off back in the 90s. Now Honest Trailers have taken their shot at the film and their observations are pure genius. Take a look:
My love for Nomi Malone runs deep! You can't help but adore a movie with crazy scenes like this:
Whatever you do, don't take your love of Showgirls to mean you should watch Showgirls 2. Just don't! Here's the trailer if you needed convincing:
No penny! Go back to the Cheetah where you belong!
