Why not gift your partner a dildo with your face on it this crimbo?!

If like me, you leave the gift buying task until the last minute, you'll be pleased to hear about this fabulous new item, perfect for that special lady in your life.

With the wobbling willy, you can give your partner a gift that will touch her heart as well as her minge. It pretty much just a dildo with your face on it, so she can think of you everytime she jams her dildo up there. The 100 percent silicone-sculpted shlong only costs £65 and comes with a hand-sculpted 3D polymer clay model of your head on the end. All you have to do is send in a photo of yourself, and the company will turn your face into a 3D sculpture to pop on the end of the sex toy. It even come with a nifty faux suede pouch to store it in. Classy!