Guy arrested after sniffing 5 lines of coke & w*nking in pub beer garden!

A guy from Blackburn man has been arrested after being caught banging 5 lines of charlie up his shnozz and having a 40 minute wank in the pub beer garden.

Blackburn magistrates court heard that Michael Brian Scott had been drinking all afternoon and sniffed 5 lines of gear before dropping his trousers to give himself a hand shandy. It didn't go down well with his fellow patrons though as they swiftly called the police to Clitheroe Kate’s on Mincing Lane. Clitheroe Kate's? Seriously? Surely the only think to do in a pub with 'clit' in the title is wank?! Although 40 minutes is a bit excessive. Most dudes I know are done within a minute. Maybe the chang numbed the feeling in his todger.