Dude with huge 'DEVAST8' face tattoo is shocked that he can't find a job
Absolute toss-wally, Mark Cropp can't understand why employers won't give him a chance when he goes for interviews. My guess is that it's got something to do with the whopping tattoo that says 'DEVAST8' spanning across the lower half of his face.
Apparently Mark, from New Zealand, made the decision to get the tattoo while in was he was in prison for armed robbery and was slightly wasted on alcohol at the time the ink was done. To be fair, we've all done stupid shit while drunk! After his release, Mark found it impossible to find a job and blames it on his massive face tattoo. Here's his application on a job website:
Hey I'm keen to work but have one thing that is stopping me and thats my tattoo on my face. I dont have a cv as of yet but have worked at nz brick distributers b4 also a scrap metal yard I'm 19 years of age and have my learners license. Keen as on job or work place that will take me on. I have a cpit qualification in painting and decorating. Also chainsaw an fencing nzqa throw aggrabusiness. Any questions please ask me.
It might well be his face tattoo that's preventing him from getting a job, but it could also be the fact his CV writing skills suck, he has bad grammer and just seem a bit thick. Hopefully he finds work soon though. If someone is actively seeking work they deserve to be given a chance, regardless of their criminal past or shit tattoos.
