Amazon delivery driver caught taking a dump in customers driveway
When you order a parcel from Amazon the last thing you expect to arrive on your doorstep is a turd in a bag. One customer got the shock of his life when he came home to find a carrier bag of human shit in his driveway.
Rather than getting his package, Andrew Wingrave said his 14-year-old son saw the Amazon delivery guy on the family's home CCTV camera squatting on the driveway taking a dump.
Andrew said:
My 14-year-old son Mason came home from school to see the Amazon guy squatting on our drive.
He did a poo into a bag, wiped with orange calling cards, then drove off leaving his special delivery for all to see.
I was appalled and presumed it was a wind up. It’s unbelievable. I lost a kidney through a cancer battle.
What if I contracted hepatitis C from the driver through an infection? His actions could have killed me.
Alright, calm down dude. I know it's fucking revolting but it's not going to kill you. Not unless you plan on eating it?! Apparently two Amazon employees were later sent round to clean up the turd and now the company are investigating the incident. When Andrew finally received the package he was supposed to get, he said:
I’m just delighted it wasn’t another turd.
You would be pretty ecstatic to be fair.
