College students post ad looking for 'generic father figure'

A bunch of college students from Washington just posted an ad on Craigslist looking for a 'generic father figure', and before you get all emotional, this isn't a tragic story about kids with no fathers. The group just wanted to spend Father's Day with a father figure seeing as they won't make it home to see their own dads. In the ad the "fathers" duties include manning the BBQ and calling the boys "chief" or "sport". It's a pretty sweet idea in theory but fuck knows what kind of loons they're going to get applying for the position - probably some groomer who wants to grope a bunch of students. Don't leave your drinks unattended boys.