Hot girls instantly regret asking Reddit to roast them
Reddit can be a dark, brutal place. It's full to the brim of bitter neckbeards who love nothing more than tearing strips off of hot girls that they could probably never get with in real life. But this is the internet we're talking about here and behind every keyboard is a warrior just waiting for the chance spill their "truth". I'm sure by now you're well aware of the popular subreddit that is r/Roast me. Well recently a bunch of semi hot girls posted their pics for roasting and the responses were brutal. Take a look:
This girl set herself up for a fall by saying "I’m too hot to be roasted… but try anyways." Yikes, no babe. You're basic at best.
Guys giving you minimal attention because you give out blowjobs like drags on a cigarette does not make you hot.
You’re definitely at a Starbucks or equivalent coffee place, doing your best to blend in and look like a normal girl when you’re actually so insecure about your appearance that you have to insist you’re “hot”. In actuality, your Texas-sized forehead and uneven eyes put you at a level just below room temperature, but that’s okay – you’ll find enough guys desperate enough to take you that you’ll think it validates your appearance. Then, later in life, you’ll come to the painful realization that you don’t have the character or personality traits to keep anyone near you for an extended period of time, and as your looks fade, you’ll settle for anyone willing to even talk to you.
Thank you Reddit for answering my prayers about what would happen if a retarded version of the “Cash Me Outside” girl posted on roastme.
Ouch, pretty harsh. These next two girls thought they looked far too sweet to get roasted hard.
Before the Victoria Secret career starts, they need to be interviewed all over that black leather couch, and to be honest I wouldn’t click on that video, even if it was free HD full length.
Y’all is like a pair of balls. The one on the right is higher than the one on the left, just like y’alls chances of modeling
This girls photo was posted by her brother who's clearly had enough of his sister walking around like she's god's gift and wants her to have a hard dose of reality.
Eyebrows like McDonald’s arches. I bet you served over a billion customers as well.
If you walked into a wall that nose would make contact long before your breas
She’s the perfect participation trophy girlfriend, in the sense that she feels special because everyone has gotten her without trying.
This girl goes in with saying "validate my insecurities".
The music you listen to isn’t really as deep as you think it is, you’re just shallower than you realise.
If “unenthusiastic handjob” had a face, this would be it
You’re that girl who thinks guys find constant snark and sarcasm attractive until the day after you hit menopause and you’re sitting around your shitty apartment with 10 cats and you finally have a sudden moment of clarity and realize what went wrong.
This girls "friend" posted her pic with the caption "she thinks she's hot, roast her hard".
You look like the type of girl to say “I normally don’t do this…” and then proceeds to out-perform whores
You’re a small town 7 at best
You look like the type of girl who uses coupons on plan b
This girl didn't now what hit her.
You’re the type of girl to doll up and ask for a roast me for attention, cry in the shower after you got it, and then make a blog about how this was all just a social experiment entitled, “Chivalry is dead”. It is. But not as dead as your sense of self-worth.
Buy-brows
If you spent half as much time on your eyebrows as you do seeking attention, you’d probably be able to crack a more convincing smile when you look in the mirror.
Ouch, they really don't like hot girls on Reddit.
