Bikini waxers describe their most horrifying stories while waxing clients genitals
Bikini waxes are a pretty common way of getting rid of an unwanted bush. No one wants an unruly jungle down there when they've got a big date planned. You'd think that ladies would wash their minges before popping off the the beauty salon for such a treatment but that isn't always the case. Some ladies are just disgusting.
The good people of AskReddit wanted to know if anyone out there who does bikini waxes had any horror stories and the beauticians really came through with some winning stories.
At one point in my career I did a lot of waxing, like 12 Brazilians a day, so I have seen/smelt some horrifying shit. The most memorable wtf moment was while waxing a well-groomed sorority girl. She was utterly oblivious to the rank odor emanating from her junk. There was discharge. I pulled a strip from her lower labia, near her vaginal opening and what I can most accurately describe as the contents of a large Cadbury cream-egg stuck to the edge of the strip and splattered on the wall behind me. She remained blissfully ignorant of the bacterial projectile.
Not my story, but had a friend who did waxing for a while.
She had a guy come in and request a waxing for his taint/ass area. When she did, the guy orgasmed on release. It was obviously awkward, the guy apologised profusely, and it was a “no harm no foul” but “don’t do it again” situation.
Well of course he returned after some time and he came again. They banned him from returning.
A worm fell out of someone’s butthole when I was waxing it. A tiny, little maggot-y looking worm.
A girl came into my salon a month before she got married. She had never groomed her pubic hair and claimed to be a virgin. She wanted to be waxed right before her wedding. Completely natural, right? I recommended she get a wax now, and another before the big day since there was no way of knowing how her prized lady bits would react to the wax. She declined to set an appointment 3 days before her wedding. Fair enough. When she came back, I was NOT prepared for the amount of pubic hair she had. It was unusual for a fair skinned blonde client to have LONG COARSE BLACK hair. But whatever it’s my job. So I trim her up, clean her, and prepare to wax her. Again, she had ungodly amounts of dark hair. Even trimmed, her skin was barely visible. So after inspecting her and not seeing any issues, I begin waxing. I shit you not, she had skin tags and perturbing moles that I DID NOT SEE before starting. To get to the point, I pulled a strip from her labia area, and pulled off about 20 skin tags. She yowled. The entire salon heard. And then she started bleeding. Like gushing blood. We know how to handle bleeding pores. But I had never heard of this. So we’re both screaming and crying and I have to call her an ambulance because she would NOT STOP BLEEDING. I thought I almost killed her. Maybe not the grossest story, but it was traumatic. I changed professions soon after. I imagine her wedding night wasn’t magical either.
Not a waxer but a spray tanner.
For well endowed women of the bust or butt the policy is arms over head or turn around and bend over. Only if absolutely necessary do you lift with the back of the hand and spray underneath.
On this lovely day I had a particularly hefty woman come in and she don’t want no tan lines. It was time for turn around and bend over, lift the butt and what looked like a week old sopping brown tampon comes slurping out, bounces off the back of my hand and splats on the floor.
I worked at a waxing bar for about a month. My worst experience was the lady who had a dingle berry (little piece of poop) I gagged loudly and then threw up. I was fired.
I dated a girl who was an esthetician. I'll never forget the story she told me of an overweight girl who came in to wax her bush. She told me the girl was so overweight she had to use one arm to hold up all the fat just to see her vagina while using her other hand to actually wax her. There was also a lot of dingle berries involved.
After hearing that I told her I was no longer interested in her work stories
Some truly horrific stories there. The one about the discharge made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
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