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Guy celebrates his teams win by chopping his balls off

We all want our favourite team to win but most of us won't go to the extreme of hacking off body parts in celebration if they do win. One guy was so convinved that his team would lose in the Rugby final that he bet his balls on it. Geoffrey Huish was so sure England would beat Wales that he told his mates he'd cut his nuts off if Wales won. When England lost he proceeded to cut off his testicles before taking them down to his local boozer in a plastic bag to show his mates. Here's what the what he had to say for himself:

I’d told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn’t stand a chance.

It wasn’t a bet but I said I’d cut my balls off if we won.
I listened to the game on the radio at home by myself.
After the match I got up for a pee and saw the cutters in the bathroom.
Gethin had left them after repairing the chain on my toilet.
I remembered what I’d said and thought he had left them for me.
I thought ‘Oh no, I haven’t got to do anything like that have I’ and then I thought ‘You can do it’.
So I started hacking away at my tackle.

It took about 10 minutes and there was quite a bit of pain but I just kept going.
The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping.
I went in to my local bar and shouted out ‘I’ve done it!’
I took my balls out and passed them in the bag to a friend.
Some people then laid me on the floor.
I think about what happened every day and still haven’t come up with a good reason why.
I’d had a lot going on and felt a bit down.
I can’t have kids now but still want a family – maybe I’ll adopt.

Wow. What a fucking psycho!

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