Experts say we should all be masturbating at work
Apparently we should all be smacking ourselves off at work as it's meant to improve productivity. This might just be the best news you've heard all year!
A member of the Swedish Social Democrat Party, Erik Muskos, recently proposed the introduction of 'sex breaks' at work as a means of improving wellness amongst employees. Workers would get an hour break throughout the day to pleasure themselves in any way they see fit; whether that be nipping to the bathroom to slap your salami, or popping home to give your partner a good seeing to.
Muskos said that regular sex breaks are incredible for your mental physical wellbeing, whether it’s about “cleaning your pipes”, boosting your immune system or just improving your mood. It's also been proven that masturbation can actually improve your sex life and give you that extra stamina. I can totally agree with that. I once dated a guy who rarely masturbated and he is what my friends and I would call "two pumps and a squirt". Don't be that guy! Have a wank!
Nottingham Trent University psychologist Mark Sergeant also highlighted the mental benefits, noting it could be a “great form of self-motivational reward” for employees who have just completed a task or work-based target. Another psychologist said that a masturbation policy could result in “more focus, less aggression, higher productivity, and more smiling” which would be pretty bloody awesome in the workplace.
So what do you reckon guys? hands up if you want a wank break at work? I bloody do. In fact I might pop off now to give myself a little treat.
